A female class teacher was having a problem with B-boy in her class in Primary 3.
B-boy said, “Madam, I should be in Primary 4.
I am smarter than my sister and she’s in Primary 4″.
The Madam had heard enough and took the B-boy to the principal.
The principal decided to test B-boy with some questions from Primary 4.
Principal: What is 3+3?
B-boy: 6.
Principal: 6+6.
B-boy: 12.
B-boy got all the questions right.
The principal told the Madam to send B-boy to Primary 4 immediately.
The Madam decided to ask her own questions and the principal agreed.
Madam: What does a cow have 4 but I have only 2?
B-boy: Legs.
Madam: What is in your trousers that I don’t have?
B-boy: Pockets.
Madam: What starts with a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?
B-boy: Coconut.
Madam: What goes in hard and then comes out soft and sticky?
*The principal’s eyes opened really wide, but before he could stop the answer, B-boy was taking charge*
B-boy: Bubble gum.
Madam: You stick your pole inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do.
B-boy: Tent.
*The principal was looking restless*
Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me first?.
B-boy: Wedding ring.
Madam: I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I Drip. When you blow me, you feel good?
B-boy: Nose.
Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver.
B-boy: Arrow.
Principal: O MY GOD.
Madam: What starts with ‘F’ and ends with a ‘K’ and if you don’t get it, you’ve to use your hand?
B-boy: Fork.
Madam: What is it that all men have, it’s longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn’t use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage?
B-boy: Surname.
Principal: Chinekeme!!.
Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is responsible for making love?
B-boy: Heart.
Principal: Eeeeeh!!.. The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the Madam,
“Send this BLOODY boy to the university…
Even I myself got all the answers wrong!”😂🙆♂️
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